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Intellectually challenged individuals
We had to have the garage door repaired.

The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener.

I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.

He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower."

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.

He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.."
- - We haven't used Sears repair since.

Intellectually challenged individuals

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's
take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.

Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.

She said, "you gave me too much money." I said,

"Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back."

She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.

I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said

"We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing."

Then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change..
- - Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.


Intellectually challenged individuals
I live in a semi rural area.

We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the

DEER CROSSING sign on our road.

The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
- - From Kingman, Kansas


Intellectually challenged individuals
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."

He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
- - From Kansas City

Intellectually challenged individuals
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,

"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"

To which I replied,

"If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"

He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

- - Happened in Birmingham, Ala.

Intellectually challenged individuals
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded,

"What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
- - She was a probation officer in Wichita, Kansas

Intellectually challenged individuals
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.

She was leaving the company due to "downsizing."

Our manager commented cheerfully,

"This is fun. We should do this more often.

" Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
- - This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.


Intellectually challenged individuals
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
- - A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, >

Intellectually challenged individuals
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"
His reply, "I know. I already got that side."
- This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi

PLEASE.... STAY ALERT!

Intellectually challenged individuals
They walk among us...




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